Kom laat ons suip

‘n Mens is nie veronderstel om voor vyf in die more te moet blog posts skryf nie.

Nie op ‘n Sondag nie, in anycase.

Maar nou ja. Hier sit ek, in die koue, wens vir slaap maar is soortvan uit die slaapkamer verban.

Snork.

Ugh…

Droom jou drome en sien jou gesigte. Maar gisteraand se drome? Ek moet ophou met daai dop Jack Daniels voor ek gaan slaap. Sure, dit laat mens lekker slaap.

Maar die drome?

Hou verby.

1. Eers droom ek ons gaan shop by ‘n cash ‘n carry. En met ons bedoel ek my pa, ma en ek.

My pa skeur net pakke vuurhoutjies oop want hy wil net een vuurhoutjie koop. My ma koop groot pakke chips en soek toilet papier.

Ek staan by die elektroniese afdeling en kyk watse dildo om vir myself te koop…

2. Ek kuier by mense wat ek glad nie ken nie. Ek moet gaan die troon besteig en ‘n tjoklit treintjie laat gaan. Maar ek soek met alle mag eers my iPad want lees die moet ek.

Hoor ek my oorlede broer roep uit die een toilet uit. Ek moet kom kyk.

Stupid soos ek is, maak ek die deur oop. Die hele toilet, mure en al is met poefie toegemaak. Ek kyk so vir my broer en al wat hy kan sê is: “My maag het so bietjie gewerk. Maar ons kan nie die loo so los nie. Gaan soek vir jou ‘n emmer dat jy kan skoonmaak!”

En so gaan soek ek emmer…

waving

Dankie Longessays.com…

essays

En hier is die resultaat…

An essay on My Dick

Despite what many might think, My Dick is well known across hundreds of nations all over the world. My Dick has been around for several centuries and has a very important meaning in the lives of many. It would be safe to assume that My Dick is going to be around for a long time and have an enormous impact on the lives of many people.

Social & Cultural Factors

My Dick has a large role in American Culture. Many people can often be seen taking part in activities associated with My Dick. This is partly because people of most ages can be involved and families are brought together by this. Generally a person who displays their dislike for My Dick may be considered an outcast.

Economic Factors

It is not common practice to associate economics with My Dick. Generally, My Dick would be thought to have no effect on our economic situation, but there are in fact some effects. The sales industry associated with My Dick is actually a 2.3 billion dollar a year industry and growing each year. The industry employs nearly 150,000 people in the United States alone. It would be safe to say that My Dick play an important role in American economics and shouldn’t be taken for granted.

Environmental Factors

After a three month long research project, I’ve been able to conclude that My Dick doesn’t negatively effect the environment at all. A My Dick did not seem to result in waste products and couldn’t be found in forests, jungles, rivers, lakes, oceans, etc… In fact, My Dick produced some positive effects on our sweet little nature.

Political Factors

Oh does My Dick ever influence politics. Last year 5 candidates running for some sort of position used My Dick as the primary topic of their campaign. A person might think My Dick would be a bad topic to lead a campaign with, but in fact with the social and environmental impact is has, this topic was able to gain a great number of followers. These 5 candidates went 4 for 5 on winning their positions.

Conclusion

My Dick seem to be a much more important idea that most give credit for. Next time you see or think of My Dick, think about what you just read and realize what is really going on. It is likely you under valued My Dick before, but will now start to give the credited needed and deserved.

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